If you were in therapy with your money, what would your money say to you and what would you say to your money? If my money could talk, it would have a long list of complaints. It would say, “Doug, I often feel neglected. You are sometimes distant, avoidant and only give me your full attention when there is a major problem, or you want something from me.” My partner, Antoinette, has said the same things. No wonder my money keeps trying to break up with me. Luckily, Antoinette is more patient. The irony is that I am an investment adviser who helps manage hundreds of millions of dollars.